只有广东人才看得明白的英语 ^^

So many people die, never see you die. 甘多人死，唔见你死

You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?你教我以后点出嚟行?

If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me. 如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟

I saw a pork chop  我见到件猪扒啊

Are you road? 你系咪路啊

What the water are you? 你系乜水啊？

Do you big me?  你大我啊

Zebra chops people.  班马劈友

The king of the cutting girl. 界女王

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.  批我个头俾你当凳坐

Do you think me didn't arrive?  你当我无到？

You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！

Today I was very black son.  今日我好黑仔

I am wearing grass. 我着紧草

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me! 你未够班同我讲数

Two beat six.  二打六

Two five son 二五仔

Piano piano green. 琴琴青

I give you some colour to see see 我俾D顏色你睇睇

Stupid stupid want to move 蠢蠢欲動

People mountain people sea 人山人海

How senior are you？ 你算老幾?

What the ghost are you talk?你講乜鬼?

I fear that you have teeth 我驚你有牙！

Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放。

Fish skin 鱼皮

Monster of blowing water.  吹水怪。

Face green green 面青青

You see road carefully  你小心睇路

You go to street carefully  你出街小心D。

Do the world 做世界

Big tea rice  大茶饭

American chinese not enough.  美中不足

King eight egg. 王八蛋

High hand.高手

Old dot. 老点

One old water一旧水

I know your mouse我识你老鼠

Measure water/Pound water. 磅水

A dragon service一条龙服务

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys. 我吹鸡打你班友。

You jump building. 你跳楼啦

You come back home and eat banana  你返屋企食蕉啦

I give you a hair我俾条毛你ar!

Collect skin 收皮

Collect father 收爹

You give me collect father. 你同我收爹！

Laugh die me笑死我。

You give me stop.你同我企系度

Eight woman 八婆

Eight woman,you are good! 八婆，你好野!

What the spring do you do? 你搞乜春啊?

A dog of eating dung 食屎狗

A ghost of ass  屎忽鬼